yeezytaughtme:

1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

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bahhumpug:

A handful of pugs

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merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

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Just ate a whole pineapple in a less than 24 hour period yum yum

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tastefullyoffensive:

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*can’t breathe*

that last one. I lost it.

The Worst Thing is when the store doesn’t have ripe mangoes but I rrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyyyy want a mango and so I buy a not-quite-ripe mango and it’s kinda sour still and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had a ripe mango, but I’m so desperate I’m going to eat this because I paid a dollar for it.”

Arguing with MRAs on Reddit like, “Yo, not wanting to be followed by a strange man at night is not the same thing as being racist!”  

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